TURN ON:Making people laugh, beating my own limits, coffee, and proving gravity wrong.
TURN OFF:Loud chewing, bad Wi-Fi, and people who don't return their shopping carts.
ABOUT ME:Hey, I'm Flexi.
I've spent years learning impossible-looking gymnastics tricks, and somehow talking to chat is still harder.
Yes, I can do the splits.
No, I'm not doing them every five minutes.
Expect bad jokes, good vibes, a little trash talk, and occasional emotional damage.
Stay if you can keep up.
